Innovator, disruptor, or just another billionaire meddling in our democracy?
About
Dr. Elon, the visionary who dared to dream of
electric cars, space colonies, and a world
where everyone communicated in 280 characters
or less , was having a bit of a moment.
Internally, that is.
CA: 0x08c5e3903f8b87F0e0282bCbC7D10dFf8ae87314
"A lot of people seem to really hate me," Dr. Elon mused, twirling an invisible mustache. "My Tesla stock is crashing faster than one of my prototypes landing on Mars...again. And my personal net worth just dropped by $100 billion dollars!" He punctuated this last lament with a flourish, bringing his pinky to his mouth in a pose.
"One MILLION dollars!" he nearly shouted, then immediately winced, realizing he should probably downplay the whole 'money' thing considering, you know, gestures vaguely at the crashing stock market. "Fine, make it one... tenth of a million dollars. Still! It's like Austin Powers sucked the mojo right out of my portfolio! Perhaps...
perhaps I should build a giant laser beam? Or maybe just threaten to buy Twitter again? Yes, that'll show them! They'll all pay, pay dearly!" He paused, considering. "Although, perhaps not in Dogecoin. Hmmm... that might be a bad idea too. Curse you, hippies & Dems!"
Elonomics
Ticker drElon
Supply oneBillion
Tax zeroTax
